Saturday, November 24, 2007

Rendered speechless

This blog hasn't been updated since September, and unlike my last prolonged absence, it wasn't due to fulfilling my obligations to the Victoria's Secret Angels.

In fact, I just grew tired of my own voice. Not writer's block, really, as my unsent letters to Anne Hathaway continue to pile up on the desk. It's been more of a hiatus. I am going to try to update much more often from now on.

The holiday season has begun. This year I'm keeping my wish list short and sweet: I don't want to be drafted into a war with Iran. It's not that I don't appreciate the Persian people... indeed, their women are some of the most beautiful in the Middle East. I just really hate getting sand in my underpants. Not to mention I might run off with a member of Ahmadinejad's harem and complicate the situation even more! Oh, wouldn't my commander's face be red?

I'm going to close with a quote from an old, dead white guy: "We have seen the enemy, and they are hot."

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Welcome!




Welcome to the new home of The Night Shift, a blog begun during the wee hours of the morning at the L.A. Daily News.

You can count on the same witty insight and scathing commentary, as well as news about beautiful women whose hearts I would only break.

So bookmark me and keep coming back for the next fresh serving of Sidor.